Been a while...did ya miss me?
Lately, I've been considering the concept of alternate universes. You know...a universe that looks just like this one, but with differences that starkly contrast our world. For example:
In a parallel universe, children are constantly being arrested for molesting Catholic priests. They ALL are acquitted!
In a parallel universe, Mormon women are allowed to have multiple husbands. They all choose to remain single! (smart move, ladies!!)
In a parallel universe, there is a grassroots effort to "Keep Christ in Halloween"
In a parallel universe, Dr. Marcus Bachmann constantly gasps and clutches his pearls in public. (Wait a sec...that's in THIS universe!)
In a parallel universe, hurricanes consist of great land masses spinning into the oceans, causing catastrophic underwater damage.
In a parallel universe, farts provide jet propulsion that allow us to travel at warp speed. Wanna reach warp 8? Eat more beans!
In a parallel universe, "asteroid" is spelled with two s's.... and they smell like booty!
In a parallel universe, just before the Sunday sermon, pastors can be challenged for the leadership of their congregation. Fights to the death, out on the church lawn, followed by Communion.
And finally...
In a parallel universe, I can simply think about writing this blog, and the words magically appear on these pages.
Be well!
